|Mom:||We're going to the mall|
|Me:||[jumps up and down making random noises]|
|*gets to Hot Topic*|
|Me:||[sees awesome band tee]|
|Me:||[points and jumps up and down making random noises]|
|Mom:||Get it.. [sighs]|
|Me:||[hugs shirt and screams]|
|Mom:||[acts like she doesn't know me]|
I bet if you opened his mouth the AOL screeching sound would come out
when your leg turns against you
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.
this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life
i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her
If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.
I KEPT TRYING AND TRYING AND MY BROTHER WALKED IN MY ROOM AND SAW ME BLINKING FURIOUSLY AT SOME LADY’S NIPPLES AND I JUST UGH